For weeks a six year old lad kept telling his teacher about the baby brother or baby sister that was expected at his house.
One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment.
He also stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.
The teacher finally sat the lad down on her lap and said "Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"
Tommy bust into tears and confessed "I think Mummy ate it!"
Portal 
Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:36 pm
